Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex".
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said "I'd like one too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand!" "I've had Sex since I was nine years old. " He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the Motel Clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for Sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The Clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand", I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a SHOWOFF.
When my wife and I separated, we went to Court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. He said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A Cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex! --------------------- My case comes up next Friday!"